Aiight, so we all know that the only thing Holy about Pause Designs is Ken’s undergarments. All not-really-joking aside, in the wake of this bountiful new Shoppe, I thought it appropriate to christen PauseDesigns.com with a prayer. Let us pray:
Our father, who art in the Niagara region, Pause Designs be thy name;
Thy website come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in your glorious online store.
Give us this day our daily blog, and forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those who don’t rock a mad Speechbubble tee,
And lead us not into shitty clothing, but deliver us from Hollister,
Aw-yeah.
This prayer is by no means a rip-off of the bible, nor is it a rip-off of the prayer in Cool Runnings (One dream. Four Jamaicans. 20 below zero.), though I'm certain that we all agree that Cool Runnings is the only movie that should ever be used as a model for how to approach the most important situations in our lives.
Welcome, new website.
Love, Mel
¶ 4:14 PM 
