Ken has a clone. Not someone that just looks like Ken. I'm talking about an exact replica. Someone so strikingly similar to Ken, that Ken himself has a hard time distinguishing which one he is. Is this clone a long lost twin? Perhaps. A die hard actor that "plays" Ken at parties and social gatherings to try and hook up with babes? That's a little more likely. Or is it in fact Ken himself, but from a different moment in time, lost, trying to find his way back to his own world, hoping that each jump he takes will be his last? Yeah, probably. Whatever the case may be, we met this 2nd Ken (Or "Daniel" as he preferred to be called for some reason.) and his BFF Sabrina on Saturday and had a pretty good time talking and taking funny pictures with them.
As it turns out, these two are the brains behind the incredibly mean, but even more incredibly funny blog Ultra Kill Bot. They became the future Godparents to our unborn children by posting a very flattering blog about our presence at the Toronto Clothing Show this year.
While their blog has some positive posts once in a while, it mainly consists of calling bullshit on things, then brutally ripping it apart and blasting it over the Internet without holding back whatsoever. Whether it be music, fashion, art, etc. They write what we were all thinking, but were too polite to say, and put it in it's rightful place. (And holy shit is it ever funny.) Thank you society for being so lame, so that these two are able to be so angry.
Check them out here.
-Eric Pause ¶ 4:08 PM
