I will spare you the grizzly details as to whose tongue went into whose asshole in order to make this happen, but Pause is yet again going to be at SCENE Music Festival. Having debased our marketing technique well below the ethical business practices of even the most shifty East German prostitute, we're bringing candy. So even if you hate every genre of music in existence and aren't into sweet shirts that will get you so laid your junk will be in serious jeopardy of setting on fire, you should probably show up to SCENE anyway and check out our booth... because everyone likes candy.
Incidentally, the first visitors to our booth that shout "PAUSE DESIGNS GETS ME THE FUCK OFF!" at the top of their lungs gets free bubble tape. If you are loud enough to disrupt the band playing on the main stage, we'll make it a Toblerone.
See you there!
love always,
-ken ¶ 5:01 PM
