"austin powers 1 or 2?
-Anonymus"
Dear Anonymous,
Did you see Canada play Slovakia the other night? Boy was that third period amazing. Did you spend the whole game thinking that when they refer to the Slovakian team as “Slo-vaks”, it sounds a little on the racial-slurry side? Me too.
All that slo-vak business reminded me of the time when the Pause crew came up with the name “sun-penguin” in hopes that kids everywhere would pick up the slang and start using it thinking it was a huge insult when really it was just a made-up name that derived from a conversation about words that sound like racial slurs but really aren’t.
Somewhere along the line, as I watched the slo-vaks almost boot our asses in a matter of 5 minutes (which I kinda’ hoped would happen cause I had a really bad feeling about Sunday’s game [not to say that I’m psychic or I possess the impressive clairvoyance of say, oh, Daphne from Frasier, but I do think my stomach pains sometimes predict the future])...where was I? Oh yes, well during all of these thoughts about good ol’ fashioned games of shinny and the Pause boys’ not-so-racially-charged humour, I realized that all of my Pausal Advice obligations had been shirked all week. Perhaps I was busy? Perhaps I was watching too much of the Olympics? Perhaps Eric’s away with his Cutie-Kat all week and I have to give my responses to Andrew to post instead (BARF!) so I just didn’t do it out of spite?
Regardless, here I am, for you, Anonymous. And my answer to you is this:
2.
‘Nuff said.
Final note 1: Andrew doesn't really make me barf. I can’t when he’s around, ‘cause he always has Pepto.
Final note 2: I’m sorry that my second sentence was fairly run-on, causing you to read it without taking a breath.
Hope this helps!
-Mel
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